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Michael tousled my hair and said, "Remember, no more skateboards, right?" And then this gem: "If you ever break your arm skateboarding again..." He paused, flashing me a dimpled Charles Ingalls grin, which then suddenly disappeared. "I'll break the other one.Alison Arngrim
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Now, whatever you do, don't say anything, because no one must know that Liberace is gay."" Excuse me?" I said. "I'm eight. I know he's gay.Alison Arngrim
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It's like I tell people at my stand-up shows: by making me a bitch, you have given me my freedom, the freedom to say and do things I couldn't do if I was "a nice girl" with some sort of stupid, goody-two-shoes image to keep up. Things that require courage. Things that require balls. Things that need to be done. By making me a bitch, you have freed me from the trite, sexist, bourgeois prison of "likeability." Any idiot can be liked. It takes talent to scare the crap out of people.Alison Arngrim
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Actors never say they're poor. They're always broke. It's always just temporary. 'Broke' is 'poor with hope'.Alison Arngrim